I stole this from Fitzy because I AM A BAD PERSON AND I LIKE TO STEAL.

LAYER ONE
-- Name: Jenny Lorenz :-)
-- Birthdate: April 17th
-- Birthplace: Manchester
-- Current Location: *sigh* Sitting in my living room in the beautiful, scenic town of Columbia. And by beautiful and scenic I mean BORING.
-- Eye Color: Green
-- Hair Color: Umm... today I would call it auburn with red and blonde highlights.
-- Height: Just about 5'3"
-- Righty or Lefty: Lefty. Righties = Erin, kiss my ass. (She said lefties were genetically inferior. Clearly she was just jealous.)
-- Zodiac Sign: Aries. Man, am I an Aries. I'm about the most stereotypical Aries you'll ever find.

LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Russian, Irish, English, Austrian
-- The shoes you wore today: Well, right now I'm wearing red and white checkered flip-flops. But I'll probably put on nice sandals when I decide to actually get dressed.
-- Your weakness: Here I go, here I go, here I go again. Girls, what's my weakness? Men! Okay then.
-- Your fears: Failure and rejection.
-- Your perfect pizza: I like white pizza (no tomato sauce). I also like red pizza ("regular" pizza) with peppers, broccoli, mushrooms, olives, and basically any other vegetable. I like vegetables.
Goal you'd like to achieve: This summer, I would like to go to at least one flute lesson and be really prepared. (Enter fear #1: failure to achieve goal.)

LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Definitely "lol." But what can I say? I laugh a lot. I'm a giggly girl, all right? Let me live.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Usually, "Why the fuck did I stay out so late? Oh yeah, because I like being a social butterfly. I need to get over that and start getting some sleep. OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO TO WORK STOP THINKING AND SHOWER YOU BIG LOSER." Something along those lines.
-- Your best physical feature: Bleh. Nothing. I suppose they're okay when you put them all together, but I certainly don't have any particular feature that is nice by itself.
-- Your bedtime: Usually 1 or 2... or 3... Damn, I need to go to bed earlier.
-- Your most missed memory: The day after Windsor prom at Cait's beach house. Bonding with my best friends, lots of sun, good food - what else could a girl need? Oh yeah, besides sex.

LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: Caffeine Free Diet Coke. Hi, I'm a tool.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Definitely Burger King. I have an addiction to Whopper Jrs. In fact, I need one RIGHT NOW. I'd go get one except that I haven't actually showered or gotten dressed yet. (Yeah, so what if it's 4:49pm? I was a little slow getting going today, all right? It happens.)
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas is clearly way cooler.
-- Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: Nestea raspberry iced tea.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Either. Actually, both.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: I'm not a coffee person. I'm much more of a Vanilla Chai kind of girl.

LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Rarely.
-- Cuss: Ha. I think I put the word "fuck" in every other sentence in some form or another.
-- Sing: All the time, especially in my car with the windows open and the radio blaring.
-- Take a shower everyday: Of course. What kind of dirty motherfucker do you think I am? (LOL Erin, SOB.)
-- Have a crush(es): Do you really need to ask? I am the queen of boy craziness.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes. Overrated.
-- (Erin, I took this question out because it was DUMB.)
-- Like high school: I can't say I really miss high school.
-- Want to get married: Only if I actually find someone worth marrying. I'll be honest, chances are slim.
-- Believe in yourself: I believe in my ability to fuck things up.
-- Get motion sickness: Nah. Of course, I also avoid anything that might possibly make me sick. I am terrified of roller coasters.
-- Think you're attractive: I don't think I'm ugly. But I wouldn't consider myself attractive, no.
-- Think you're a health freak: I WISH I was a health freak. Then maybe I wouldn't be such a fat ass. But no such luck.
-- Get along with your parents: On occasion. I find that I get along with my mother much better when I'm out of the house for days at a time. Then she sorta starts to miss me.
-- Like thunderstorms: I didn't used to, but I like them more now.
-- Play an instrument: Barely. God, I need to start practicing again. I AM SUCH A FAILURE AT LIFE. And by life I mean practicing.

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Of course.
-- Smoked: Yes.
-- Done a drug: Your mom's like a drug. I'm addicted to her.
-- Had Sex: "Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."
-- Made Out: Clearly.
-- Gone on a date: Not a real one.
-- Gone to the mall?: I went last night, actually. I bought a shirt at Hollister. :-)
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: OH MAN I AM HUNGRY.
-- Eaten sushi: Ewww, I'm not a big fan of raw fish. In fact, I'm not a fan of fish at all.
-- Been on stage: I don't think so.
-- Been dumped: I would've had to be DATING someone to be dumped. Meh.
-- Gone skating: It's a little warm for skating these days.
-- Made homemade cookies: If by "made" you mean, "picked up from the grocery store," well, still no. I don't shop.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Oh yes indeed.
-- Dyed your hair: Not dyed, exactly. Just highlighted.
-- Stolen anything: Just your heart, baby.

LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Anyone up for strip Nintendo?
-- If so, was it mixed company: What would be the point of playing any sort of stripping game if you aren't in mixed company? Unless you're gay. But I'm not.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Ha.
-- Been caught "doing something": So many times I can't even count. I think I have an exhibitionist streak in me. A very large streak.
-- Been called a tease: I AM a tease. O:-)
-- Gotten beaten up: I don't think I've ever been beaten up, actually. But I'm sure I've deserved to be.
-- Shoplifted: When I was ten or so, I went through a shoplifting phase. I used to steal stickers from The Hoot.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Haven't we all?

LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: Haha, I believe I am promised to someone by age 23. Scary thought, huh?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: I have never been one of those girls who plans that stuff out.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I honestly don't know.
-- How do you want to die: In some dramatic, yet quick and painless, way that makes the evening news.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A trophy wife.
-- What country would you most like to visit: France.

LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl.. ...
-- Best eye color? The color doesn't matter as long as they're full of intelligence and a little bit of mischief. :-)
-- Best hair color? Doesn't matter as long as it's clean and well-kept.
-- Short or long hair: I used to be a strictly short hair girl, but lately I've gotten away from that a bit... (Meh.)
-- Height: Anything taller than me. Not a difficult achievement.
-- Best weight: I've always had a thing for skinny guys.
-- Best articles of clothing: None. Muahahahaha.
-- Best first date location: Somewhere creative. Preferably outdoors if the weather's nice.
-- Best first kiss location: Who cares? Just kiss me, baby.

LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 4.3 (What a stupid question.)
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I can think of maybe four.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Maybe 60 or so. I am too cheap to buy CDs.
-- Number of piercings: Just one in each ear. I'm sort of traditional like that.
-- Number of tattoos: Seven. They just all happen to be in VERY private places.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: So many, but usually just for stupid nerdy academic stuff.
-- Number of scars on my body: I don't know, but you're welcome to count... ;-)
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Very few. Maybe two. I prefer to look at my past as a "learning experience."

So that was long and boring. But I was bored. And long. I'm not sure what that means. Oh well, whatever.
posted by Jen at 5:15 PM